His Holiness, Pope Bob the Lesser, First of His Name, Prince of Fnords, Drinker of IPAs, Father of Chaos, Hailer of Eris, High Priest of Empty Wine Bottles, Holy Knight of the Krispy Kreme, Blesser of the Scarlet Woman, Defender of Corgis, has chosen to offer his services to those who need it.

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