His Holiness, Pope Bob the Lesser, First of His Name, Prince of Fnords, Drinker of IPAs, Father of Chaos, Hailer of Eris, High Priest of Empty Wine Bottles, Holy Knight of the Krispy Kreme, Blesser of the Scarlet Woman, Defender of Corgis, has many times performed the Mass of the Krispy Kreme. He also knows some great magick tricks, and the occasional magic trick as well.
This one is great for kids parties, and H.H.P.B.L.F.H.H.F.C.P.F.D.I.P.A.H.P.E.W.B.H.K.K.K.B.S.W.D.C. usually brings his own booze. (Hi Holly!)