His Holiness, Pope Bob the Lesser, First of His Name, Prince of Fnords,
Drinker of IPAs, Father of Chaos, Hailer of Eris, High Priest of Empty
Wine Bottles, Holy Knight of the Krispy Kreme, Blesser of the Scarlet
Woman, Defender of Corgis, has chosen to offer His services to those who
need it.
Please see the services He offer, and read the testimonials of those who
have witnessed His miracles.
"I didn't believe at first, but after the Pope blessed my house, the
squirrels stopped whispering. Thank you Pope Bob."
- Anonymous
"Our wedding was divinely absurd. Glitter, goats, and Gregorian
chants. I wouldn't have it any other way."
- Jane who preferred to remain Anonymous
"We had things going bump in the night but Pope Bob discovered that it
was just a wild mothman, and nothing to be concerned about.
- Anonymous
