Farewell rituals for those who laughed at the void and made it laugh back. A Discordian funeral isn’t about mourning convention. It’s about celebrating the cosmic weirdness of a life well lived. Whether launching ashes with a kazoo procession or reciting the Principia Discordia by candlelight (or flashlight), I create custom ceremonies to honor the beautiful absurdity of your dearly departed.
Eulogies may contain truth, lies, and/or ducks. Hail Eris.