Tie the knot, untie it, or braid it into a Möbius strip. Discordian weddings are sacred, surreal, and legally binding. Whether you're uniting in holy absurdity or celebrating the cosmic joke of love, I offer bespoke ceremonies infused with chaos, laughter, and a sprinkle of Fnord. All faiths, no faiths, space lizards, and talking cats welcome.
Love is real. So is this service. Mostly.